I heard this this morning and it is so funny. It is kind of long but awesome for a Halloween song.
Here's the lyrics
Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
It's good to see you buddy,
how've you been?
Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I
really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I
understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's
an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
All we want to do is eat your
brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we
want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should
compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your
brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your
plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you'll have to make the
call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You
never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I
do, and I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your
brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we
want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should
compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your
brains
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate
the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I
am
I guess I am
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it
up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to
my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for
now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for
your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to
bed
When I bash your head open
All we want to do is eat your
brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we
want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should
compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your
brains