How do people do it?

I am a morning person.  I set an alarm but have only used it a couple of times.  Even then, it is just really low music so that I eventually hear it and gently wake up. 

This weekend for whatever reason, I was on sleep mode.  Slept until 5:30 am on Saturday morning and who knows how long I would have slept on Sunday morning... I was awakened by my phone.  My ring tone is not a beep, or cricket chirp, or some song I like.  Nope.  It is a recording of Lani Diane Rich saying, 'No. No. No. Dear gods, NO!'  It generally makes me and anyone who hears it laugh.  But I wasn't laughing Sunday, not at 4:45 in the morning when I'm deep in sleep.

I have a new respect for night people.  Being jarred out of sleep that way is inhumane.  I could not function for hours after.  People do this kind of wake up every day of their lives.  I am so glad I'm a morning person.  I hope to never be woken up like that again.

One day I left my phone at work and asked a co-worker to just put it in one of my drawers for me.  Oh how I wished I knew when the cleaning people came in.  Can you imagine how quickly they'd clear out of the place if they were cleaning and heard a muffled, "No. No. No. Dear gods, NO!"
Yes, I am evil.


Lord of the Ocean has returned.
I had photos, but they were either blurry or dark.  But trust me he is home.