I am a morning person. I set an alarm but have only used it a couple of times. Even then, it is just really low music so that I eventually hear it and gently wake up.
This weekend for whatever reason, I was on sleep mode. Slept until 5:30 am on Saturday morning and who knows how long I would have slept on Sunday morning... I was awakened by my phone. My ring tone is not a beep, or cricket chirp, or some song I like. Nope. It is a recording of Lani Diane Rich saying, 'No. No. No. Dear gods, NO!' It generally makes me and anyone who hears it laugh. But I wasn't laughing Sunday, not at 4:45 in the morning when I'm deep in sleep.
I have a new respect for night people. Being jarred out of sleep that way is inhumane. I could not function for hours after. People do this kind of wake up every day of their lives. I am so glad I'm a morning person. I hope to never be woken up like that again.
One day I left my phone at work and asked a co-worker to just put it in one of my drawers for me. Oh how I wished I knew when the cleaning people came in. Can you imagine how quickly they'd clear out of the place if they were cleaning and heard a muffled, "No. No. No. Dear gods, NO!"
Yes, I am evil.
Lord of the Ocean has returned.
I had photos, but they were either blurry or dark. But trust me he is home.