You might be a non-theist if....
On a Saturday morning when you could be sleeping in, you drive to the west side of the valley and have your picture taken under this billboard.
The tall fuzzy one in the back with the arrow pointing to him is Doug. It is not me. While I have sprouted a facial hair or two, my hormones are still feminine enough that I don't sport a full beard. Plus the whole height thing. I'd be one of the ladies on the front row. :)
I will do another post for how I spent part of my weekend. I have lots and lots of pictures and need to wade through them.