Saturday, February 25, 2012

You know you're sick when...

  • You are wearing every piece of clothing you own to try and stay warm...
  • You've gone through a box of tissue and your garbage can is now considered a bio-hazard.
  • You are veging in front of the TV and a Visine ad comes on and you think... "Wow, that's pretty progressive.  Visine for your THIRD EYE?" 

I would like to pretend that I didn't even question it because I write fantasy and it all makes sense, some how.... alas as I cocked my head at the TV I suddenly realized it was Visine for TIRED eyes.  Your third eye be damned people.  Tired eyes.  If your intuition is fatigued don't go looking to Visine to fix it for you.

Yep.  I am sick.  Ugh!!

7 comments:

  1. Oh boy....virtual chicken soup and good thoughts headed your way.

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  2. Oh no, not you too! Delores up there sent the soup, so I'll send tea and honey and good vibes. Feel better!

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  3. Visine for the third eye! That's hysterical.
    Feel better!

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  4. You now have "feel betters" and tea with honey, plus soup. Should I pick up more tissues and dump out the trash can? Because ya know, I will be at the store,
    buying Visine for our THIRD EYES!

    Sorry you are sick. But wow, you have a great mind, clouded or not. I LOVE THIS!!!

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  5. Thanks everyone for the well wishes, soup, tea, and bio-hazard waste removal. ;)

    I feel better than I did but am still snoggly and out of sorts. But at least it is better.

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