We have a Spot on the boat. It's a little device that can send out a photo of where you are currently. A fancy GPS kind of thing.
Doug sent one from the boat yesterday. Yep. He's right where I thought he'd be. It does give latitude and longitude and I could plot their course over the next few days if I was ambitious, but...eh. At least I know the boat is still afloat.
I, on the other hand, am the balance to Doug's universe. Being a bear of little brains and very irrational mind. I can't begin to imagine how he views the world, and I don't think I'd want to even if I could. I like the wonder and don't need to know that what I view as magic is really (fill in long explanation complete with chalkboard diagrams).