Perfect car for Utah driving.

One of my neighbor's has a Mazda. 

The front view looks like a happy little smile.



It seems that this would be the perfect car for Utah driving.

A Utahan driving down the road sees the smiling little face in the rear view mirror and notices the car moving into the passing lane.  They immediately hit the accelerator limiting the amount of useable space between the cars in an attempt to put smiling car in its place.  How dare it try to get in front of me.  The smiling car has to then wedge himself between the two cars and the face the Utahan sees is this:

The once smiling car is less than pleased.  Bad Utahan.  Bad, Bad.