Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Stavo, darling, please mow the lawn...

I'm about to piss off the HOA.

I think I've mentioned the LOVE I have for the HOA. 

They are always finding something to bitch about.  Usually it is the lawn, or my idea of decorative accouterments aka morning glory.   One man's weed....

Last year when they couldn't B*&*ch about the lawn they picked on my windows.  FINE!!!
This year since they couldn't B*&*ch about the lawn they decided that the house numbers that have been missing from my house for 10 plus years need to be visible.  The curb is painted, the pizza dude finds us, what more do you want?  Hell, they obviously found us as I got a letter.  So WTF??  Stupid, stupid, grumble, fart, moan and grumble, grumble, grumble.

In the letter I received they sent me a paragraph from the HOA guidelines and no where in the paragraph did it mention the fact that house numbers have to be on the F$**king house.  Didn't even mention house numbers.  I'm not kidding. 

I thought of calling and b*&*ching a blue streak, but to what end.  The poor kid I'd get on the phone is just regurgitating what the HOA is telling them to say.  So I decided to deal with matters the way I do.

I am particularly fond of the gaudy blue tape I'm using to hold it up on the window.
What'cha think?


  1. Just noticed your Nanowrimo countdown. If you want to join Lani's Storywonk forum, there's a section there for Nano because a bunch of people I'm in class with right now are going to do it. So Lani set up a section where everyone doing Nano can connect and support each other. You might want to check it out. :-)

    I'd love to do it, but I don't think I can commit this year. :-(

  2. Thanks. I'll poke my nose over there.

    Sorry you can't Nano this year. There is always next year.