"Well, in this business if you aren't hit in the head with a baseball bat, you are doing it wrong."
I was on the way to the head.
I said, "I NEVER want your job."
"Can we get the garlic mom? It will keep the vampires away."
I didn't comment. Given the coloring and look of the kids I assumed a sleepover and didn't want to make it worse.
It seems that there was another thing, but I'll be damned if I can remember.